“Critical System Failure” Hoodie
“Critical System Failure” Hoodie
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“Critical System Failure: Please Reboot Human” hoodie — a bold statement piece for tech lovers, gamers, and anyone who feels a system reboot is long overdue. Designed with a vibrant grid-style backdrop and glitched neon typography, this hoodie fuses nostalgia with modern comfort..
Please note: the mockup is for reference only, and the final product may differ slightly from the actual hoodie design.
Material
Material
- Fur-lined fabric (95% polyester, 5% spandex)
- Heavyweight comfort: 320 g/m²
Care
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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